Meats Extravaganza
I'm Bonedread and this is your guide to Grimhold Marketplace.
A recent trip to Grimhold led me to one of the biggest and best stalls in the marketplace. I'd never been there before, but I can tell you, I will be a repeat customer from here on out.
Meats Extravaganza is run by Fetha and Ellivy Quietspear; traveling night elves. From what I know of night elves, they are reserved creatures with a wicked mean streak. Fetha and Ellivy were quite pleasant, but Holy Goblin Guts! They are not pleasant to look at. Hopefully, they don't read this review and singe my backside.
If you enjoy a good piece of meat, you're going to love this stall. I'll tell you I was in meat heaven the moment I crossed the threshold. There was smoked Bendel Boar, Shadowside Pigeon, Hot and Spicy Hare and all the usual meats you'd find in and around the Downs, Merrihaven or what have you. My favorite was what the humans call a steak. That hunk of meat was bigger than my head. I swear I drooled right there.
Explore the entire stall, because Fetha and Ellivy had some goodies tucked into the corners. I don't know what they were. When I asked, the night elves giggled. I left it at that. Whatever it was, it was very tasty.
The prices are reasonable and as an added bonus, if you ask nicely, sisters will let you sample their fire lemonade. Yes, I said fire. It was a mix of orange and red in color. Do not swig this concoction! At first it has a nice lemony flavor, but the longer it sits in your mouth, the fiery it becomes. A puff of smoke came out of my nose and a few chest hairs straightened.
I purchased that humongous steak and was just about to leave when one of the sisters stuck a ring on my finger and started chanting a bunch of
gobbly-gook. I barely made it out of there, so beware. The Quietspear sisters are in the market for husbands.
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I'm Bonedread and this is your guide to Grimhold Marketplace.
A recent trip to Grimhold led me to one of the biggest and best stalls in the marketplace. I'd never been there before, but I can tell you, I will be a repeat customer from here on out.
Meats Extravaganza is run by Fetha and Ellivy Quietspear; traveling night elves. From what I know of night elves, they are reserved creatures with a wicked mean streak. Fetha and Ellivy were quite pleasant, but Holy Goblin Guts! They are not pleasant to look at. Hopefully, they don't read this review and singe my backside.
If you enjoy a good piece of meat, you're going to love this stall. I'll tell you I was in meat heaven the moment I crossed the threshold. There was smoked Bendel Boar, Shadowside Pigeon, Hot and Spicy Hare and all the usual meats you'd find in and around the Downs, Merrihaven or what have you. My favorite was what the humans call a steak. That hunk of meat was bigger than my head. I swear I drooled right there.
Explore the entire stall, because Fetha and Ellivy had some goodies tucked into the corners. I don't know what they were. When I asked, the night elves giggled. I left it at that. Whatever it was, it was very tasty.
The prices are reasonable and as an added bonus, if you ask nicely, sisters will let you sample their fire lemonade. Yes, I said fire. It was a mix of orange and red in color. Do not swig this concoction! At first it has a nice lemony flavor, but the longer it sits in your mouth, the fiery it becomes. A puff of smoke came out of my nose and a few chest hairs straightened.
I purchased that humongous steak and was just about to leave when one of the sisters stuck a ring on my finger and started chanting a bunch of
gobbly-gook. I barely made it out of there, so beware. The Quietspear sisters are in the market for husbands.
#maxhamby #books #ebooks #series #fiction #read #epub #kindle
#paperback #fantasy #family #friends #blogger #addalittlemagic